"Crit Before Christmas" Ugly Sweater Graphic Crewneck Sweatshirt

’Twas the night before tourney, and all through the hall,
Not a creature was stirring, except for the dice that just rolled a critical fail on an armor save.

Survive the festive campaign season without sacrificing your hobby cred. The "Crit Before Christmas" Graphic Crewneck Sweatshirt is built for tabletop generals, dungeon crawlers, and miniature painters who know the true meaning of the holidays is tackling a towering backlog of unbuilt plastic.

Want the classic ugly holiday sweater vibe on your favorite everyday black fleece pullover? This classic crewneck features our faux-knit holiday chest graphic printed on a warm, heavy-blend sweatshirt—giving you a clean, understated black silhouette with full tabletop festive energy up front. Whether you are grinding through a winter tournament bracket, enduring mandatory family faction diplomacy, or staying cozy at the painting desk while keeping your brush tip sharp, this fleece is built for marathon sessions.

PATTERN RECON (FRONT CHEST GRAPHIC):
• Center Line: Bold "CRIT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" battle cry flanked by pixel-style skulls and tactical crosshairs.
• The Backlog Bands: Rows of miniature runner frames (fresh on the frame, naturally) alternating with crossed detail brushes at the ready.
• The High-Roller Borders: 20-sided polyhedral dice locked in formation along the top and bottom borders to bless your winter RNG.
• Festive Trim: Classic holiday geometric pixel borders framing the chest rig.

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
• Construction: High-definition Direct-to-Garment (DTG) front chest print engineered for sharp pixel detail and long-term wash durability.
• Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fleece blend (~8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)—pre-shrunk with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
• Fit: Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt with 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex, plus double-needle stitching throughout.
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out, on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang-dry. Do not iron directly over the graphic, do not bleach, and try not to dip your cuff into your metallic wash water cup.

Note: Because each sweatshirt is custom printed to order just for you, please allow a few extra days of forge time before shipping.

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