"Crit Before Christmas" All-Over Print Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt

’Twas the night before tourney, and all through the hall,
Not a creature was stirring, except for the dice that just rolled a critical fail on an armor save.

Survive the festive campaign season without sacrificing your hobby cred. The "Crit Before Christmas" All-Over Print Crewneck Sweatshirt is built for tabletop generals, dungeon crawlers, and miniature painters who know the true meaning of the holidays is tackling a towering backlog of unbuilt plastic.

Want the classic ugly holiday sweater look without overheating under hot tournament hall lights? This cut-and-sew sweatshirt brings the full faux-knit tactical aesthetic in a lightweight, ultra-soft fleece pullover. Each panel is precision-printed before being hand-sewn together for seamless edge-to-edge graphics that will never crack, peel, or flake—whether you are grinding through a winter tournament bracket, enduring mandatory family faction diplomacy, or staying cozy at the painting desk while keeping your brush tip sharp.

PATTERN RECON:
• Center Chest: Bold "CRIT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" battle cry flanked by pixel-style skulls.
• The Backlog Bands: Rows of miniature runner frames (fresh on the frame, naturally) alternating with crossed detail brushes at the ready.
• The High-Roller Hem: 20-sided polyhedral dice locked in formation along the lower border and cuffs to bless your winter RNG.
• Festive Trim: Classic holiday geometric borders juxtaposed with tactical crosshairs and contrasting white ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband.

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
• Material: 90% cotton, 10% elastane premium heavyweight blend with slight stretch for mobility and shape retention.
• Fabric Weight: 9.7 oz./yd.² (330 g/m²)—dense, pilling-resistant, and built to survive multiple tournament cycles and washings.
• Construction: Precision cut-and-sew All-Over Print (AOP) sublimation—graphics embedded directly into the fabric before assembly.
• Fit: Relaxed fit with drop shoulders for total ease of movement across 6x4 tables.
• Sourcing: Blank product responsibly sourced from Mexico.
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside-out on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach, dry clean, or accidentally submerge your cuff in plastic cement.

Note: Because each sweatshirt is custom printed, hand-cut, and sewn to order just for you, please allow a few extra days of forge time before shipping.

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