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"All Systems Nominal" All-Over Print Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt

"All Systems Nominal" All-Over Print Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt

Regular price $55.99 USD
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Reactor online. Sensors online. Weapons online. Holiday spirit online.
All systems nominal.

Survive the winter operational theater without dropping below combat effectiveness. The "All Systems Nominal" All-Over Print Crewneck Sweatshirt is engineered for tabletop mech commanders, armored lance pilots, and tabletop tacticians who know that managing heat dissipation during the holidays is a matter of survival.

Want the heavy industrial, faux-knit holiday armor look without overheating under hot venue spotlights? This precision cut-and-sew sweatshirt delivers full edge-to-edge tactical visuals in a premium, ultra-comfortable drop-shoulder fleece. Each panel is sublimation-printed before assembly, ensuring every combat walker, targeting reticle, hazard stripe, and hex coordinate stays sharp forever—zero ink cracking, zero peeling, and no stiff texture. Built for marathon drops across hexagonal maps or casual winter deployments.

PATTERN RECON:
• Center Torso: The startup status: "ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL," flanked by pixel-rendered bipedal heavy combat walkers ready to deploy.
• The Targeting Bands: Active sensor targeting reticles, energy bolt discharges, coolant heat monitors, and hazard caution stripes.
• The Hex-Grid Hem: Hexagonal terrain coordinate arrays alternating with Nordic winter snowflakes and targeting telemetry along the cuffs and waistband.
• Heavy Industrial Trim: Caution-amber printed collar, cuffs, and hem detailing for seamless cockpit contrast.

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
• Material: 90% cotton, 10% elastane premium heavyweight blend with slight stretch for mobility and shape retention.
• Fabric Weight: 9.7 oz./yd.² (330 g/m²)—dense, pilling-resistant, and durable after multiple washes.
• Construction: Precision cut-and-sew All-Over Print (AOP) sublimation—vibrant graphics embedded permanently into the fabric before assembly.
• Fit: Relaxed fit with drop shoulder design for unrestricted reach across hexagonal battlefields.
• Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Mexico.
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside-out on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach, dry clean, or dump spent coolant directly onto your sleeves.

Note: Because each sweatshirt is custom printed, hand-cut, and sewn to order just for you, please allow a few extra days of forge time before shipping.

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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