{"product_id":"sacred-machine-spirit-toaster-two-sided-wavy-acrylic-stained-glass-style-suncatcher-ornament","title":"Sacred Machine Spirit Toaster - Two-Sided Wavy Acrylic Stained Glass Style Suncatcher Ornament","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\" style=\"--animation-duration: 599ms; font-family: 'Google Sans Text', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" id=\"p-rc_0ced9e3845497bd3-29\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"1,0\" style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" class=\"\"\u003eAppease the machine spirit of your hobby room and let sacred sunlight transform your space. Whether you are chanting binary prayers over your 3D printer, calibrating your cybernetic implants, or rolling dice for your favorite red-robed tech cult on the tabletop, the Sacred Machine Spirit Toaster Suncatcher is the ultimate inside joke for grimdark sci-fi wargamers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"1,2\" style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" class=\"\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\" style=\"--animation-duration: 627ms; font-family: 'Google Sans Text', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" id=\"p-rc_0ced9e3845497bd3-30\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"2,0\" style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" class=\"\"\u003eStyled like a gothic cathedral stained-glass arch, this design venerates the most ancient and coveted relic of the dark millennium: a glowing two-slice toaster\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"2,2\" style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" class=\"\"\u003e. Framed by a massive industrial cogwheel, sacred wrenches, and glowing streams of binary code, this custom-cut wavy acrylic suncatcher catches the light with a shimmering, translucent stained-glass effect that looks blessed from any angle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"2,4\" style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\" style=\"font-family: 'Google Sans Text', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\" style=\"padding-inline-start: 32px; font-family: 'Google Sans Text', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003eTextured Wavy Acrylic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003e Crafted from durable,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003e 4mm-thick acrylic with a textured wavy surface that provides a sturdy,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003e high-end finish that won't bend or warp,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003e complete with a subtle 3D water-ripple effect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" style=\"--animation-duration: 900ms; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" id=\"p-rc_0ced9e3845497bd3-31\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0,0\" style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" class=\"\"\u003eDouble-Sided Shimmer: Printed on both sides so the intricate gothic arch, binary code, and sacred toaster glow with vibrant translucence when touched by sunlight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0,2\" style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" class=\"\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"--animation-duration: 484ms; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" style=\"--animation-duration: 581ms; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" id=\"p-rc_0ced9e3845497bd3-32\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0,0\" style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\"\u003eCustom Gothic Arch Cut: Precision-cut to follow the contour of the cathedral window frame, complete with an integrated top hanging loop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0,2\" style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; 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