{"product_id":"grimdark-machine-license-20oz-tumbler","title":"Grimdark \"Machine License\" 20oz Tumbler","description":"Your organic chassis might be prone to fatigue, but this tumbler is built to last.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFuel your next painting session or weekend tournament with the \"Operating Entity\" 20oz Tumbler. This design merges brutalist, archaic cybernetics with the mundane horror of 90s software bureaucracy. Featuring a custom-illustrated, multi-lens optic sensor, heavy iron plating, and a highly relatable reminder to renew your software licenses, it is the perfect vessel for your daily recaf or coolant.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCrafted from durable, double-walled stainless steel, this tumbler will keep your drinks piping hot or freezing cold through the longest tabletop campaigns and maintenance rituals. Just remember to pray to The Omniscience before taking a sip—failure to do so is a violation of the sacred terms.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCapacity: 20oz\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: Double-walled vacuum insulated stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare: Hand wash recommended to appease the machine spirits\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a snap-close lid to prevent spills on your rulebooks and painted miniatures.","brand":"Just Another Nerd Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44703298420825,"sku":"3120082_23470","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0632\/6006\/5881\/files\/tapered-stainless-steel-tumbler-20-oz-white-20oz-front-6a95ed2dc9721.jpg?v=1788212963","url":"https:\/\/justanothernerdstore.com\/products\/grimdark-machine-license-20oz-tumbler","provider":"Just Another Nerd Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}