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This precision cut-and-sew sweatshirt delivers full edge-to-edge coverage in a lightweight, ultra-soft fleece pullover. Each panel is sublimation-printed before assembly so every gothic window, entrenching shovel, and runner frame stays vibrant forever—no cracking, no peeling, and zero stiff ink feel. Built for defending your deployment zone or logging marathon assembly sessions at the hobby bench.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPATTERN RECON:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Center Chest: The seasonal objective: \"DECK THE HALLS WITH UNPAINTED PLASTIC,\" flanked by skulls sporting tactical festive red caps.\u003cbr\u003e\n• The Siege Bands: High-density rows of plastic runner frames, industrial cogs, and crossed entrenching shovels ready to fortify winter lines.\u003cbr\u003e\n• The Cathedral Hem: Imposing gothic arches alternating with Nordic winter snowflakes along the lower border and upper chest panels.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tactical Trim: Deep crimson printed ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem detailing for seamless contrast.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Material: 90% cotton, 10% elastane premium heavyweight blend with slight stretch for mobility and shape retention.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric Weight: 9.7 oz.\/yd.² (330 g\/m²)—dense, pilling-resistant, and built to survive multiple tournament cycles and washings.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Construction: Precision cut-and-sew All-Over Print (AOP) sublimation—graphics embedded directly into the fabric before assembly.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fit: Relaxed fit with drop shoulders for total ease of movement across 6x4 tables.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sourcing: Blank product responsibly sourced from Mexico.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside-out on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. 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