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Every tabletop gamer, scale modeler, and miniature painter knows the struggle of a growing backlog of unbuilt boxes—now you can proudly display that grey plastic collection right on your Christmas tree\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"p-rc_53287422527f077f-71\" style=\"font-family: 'Google Sans Text', sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003eFramed by a clever circular plastic sprue runner design topped with a festive Santa hat and crossed red hobby clippers, this interactive ornament features a clear shaker window filled with free-floating miniature hobby charms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important;\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e. 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